👜 Product Description

Cover all your grab-and-go needs with this premium natural cotton tote bag, designed for durability, comfort, and unapologetic sarcasm. Featuring the dark-humor quote “Using This Bag to Delay the Apocalypse,” this reusable tote is perfect for groceries, shopping, work, college, or everyday errands—while quietly judging plastic bags.

Crafted from 100% cotton fabric with reinforced stitching on the handles, it offers reliable strength and long-lasting use. The large printable area ensures your statement design stands out. Printed on demand with no minimums, this tote bag blends sustainability with Gen-Z humor.

Note: Any white areas in the design will appear transparent on the natural-color tote bag for optimal print results.

✨ Key Highlights

• Sarcastic, dark-humor eco tote bag

• Premium natural cotton fabric

• Reinforced handles for added durability

• Large capacity for daily essentials

• Reusable alternative to plastic bags

• Printed on demand with no minimum order

🔧 Product Features

• Material: 100% cotton

• Fabric Weight: 9.14 – 11.80 oz/yd² (310 – 400 g/m²)

• Capacity: 10 litres

• Handle Design: Long handles with reinforced stitching

• Print Area: Large printable area on front & back

• Color Handling: White areas in design print as transparent on natural totes

• Production: Made on demand, no minimums

🧼 Care Instructions

• Wash: Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), wash inside out with similar colors

• Tumble Dry: Low

• Bleach: Only non-chlorine

• Dry Clean: Do not dry clean

• Iron: Do not iron

📐 Size Guide

• This tote bag offers a 10-litre carrying capacity, suitable for groceries, books, and daily essentials

• Refer to product images for detailed size and handle length guide

Care instructions